Hi!

So my first blog was an epic fail but hopefully, 'Random......Rubber Chicken?!' post number 2, should be an improvement.
I thought I would let every one of my 5 million not fans that I am English. I live in England and I always have and will. No offence to all the American bloggers, but I don't want to go to America.
Anyway, so I thought I would let you know that I am very random and I have, in fact, never actually held a rubber chicken but I guess that just adds to the randomness of my being. So, if your random and you really wanna find someone who may just be as random as me, maybe more, comment on my posts and prohapes someone will comment back on ur posts saying something like, ' Omigod, your just as random as me, man!' and a new friendship will begin! Jokes! One blog couldn't do that!!
Okay, see ya! And remember, always care about the random rubber chicken!
xxxx